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The United States of The republic of Skyrim

“better to die than be unfree”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The republic of Skyrim

Population640 million

CapitalSolitude

CurrencyPacific
AnimalDragon

The United States of The republic of Skyrim is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 640 million Skyrimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Skyrimian economy, worth 64.1 trillion Pacifics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,107 Pacifics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The republic of Skyrim's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The republic of Skyrim is ranked 115,516th in the world and 3,252nd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4,609thMost Influential: 6,483rdFattest Citizens: 7,899thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,790thRudest Citizens: 12,885th
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Largest Retail Industry: 217th in the regionFattest Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 493rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 667th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 729th in the regionMost Average: 751st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : The republic of Skyrim changed its national currency to "Pacific".
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Pacifics.

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