The Militaric Enforcers of The Resoland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Churchill IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.133 billion Resolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polgel. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Resolandian economy, worth 89.8 trillion Altairian dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,091 Altairian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Resoland's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chistianity.

The Resoland is ranked 205,549^th in the world and 3,763^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.73 Atheism Rate.