The United States of The Revenge League is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President George Washington II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.074 billion Revenge Leagueans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Revenge Leaguean economy, worth 145 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 70,033 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,217 per year while the poor average 13,007, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, The Revenge League has designated New Washington as its capital city, President George Washington II has just been declared ruler of The Revenge League in an international press conference, and New American Church has been named as The Revenge League's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Revenge League's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is New American Church.

The Revenge League is ranked 164,410^th in the world and 7^th in 2026 and Beyond for Most Primitive, scoring -56.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.