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The Thicctatorship of The Rin Mang

“To fart when one pleases.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus


The Rin Mang

Population3.163 billion

CapitalNeu Szei▀▀itz
LeaderLord Phese
Faithnot available


The Thicctatorship of The Rin Mang is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Phese with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.163 billion Rin Mangians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Szei▀▀itz. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rin Mangian economy, worth 411 trillion Sanics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,190 Sanics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the The Rin Mang Blood Tithe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rin Mang's national animal is the Dolan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not available.

The Rin Mang is ranked 94,997th in the world and 3,724th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 571.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Nudest: 210thMost Secular: 1,551stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,552ndTop
Most Influential: 2,555thLargest Retail Industry: 4,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,828thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,829thLargest Black Market: 10,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,635thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,752ndMost Developed: 11,938thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,685thMost Efficient Economies: 12,855thRudest Citizens: 13,044thSmartest Citizens: 13,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,454th
Nudest: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 238th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 359th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 398th in the regionRudest Citizens: 449th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 455th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 507th in the region

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