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The Dixieland Empire of The Rouge Christmas State

“Facts don't care about your feelings.” Ben Shapiro

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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Right to Life


The Rouge Christmas State

Population13.512 billion

CapitalXavier Heights
LeaderBen Shapiro

CurrencyRoyal Cookie

The Dixieland Empire of The Rouge Christmas State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ben Shapiro with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.512 billion Rogue Christians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xavier Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rouge Christmas Statean economy, worth a remarkable 5,907 trillion Royal Cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 437,216 Royal Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, military funding has been stripped back, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Rouge Christmas State's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Rouge Christmas State is ranked 245,542nd in the world and 121st in Right to Life for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.74 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 90thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thMost Avoided: 124thFattest Citizens: 132ndMost Devout: 147thRudest Citizens: 153rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 161stHighest Disposable Incomes: 183rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 221stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248thLargest Mining Sector: 386thHighest Crime Rates: 401stLargest Insurance Industry: 406thMost Armed: 409thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 623rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 630thHighest Poor Incomes: 649thMost Corrupt Governments: 738thLargest Retail Industry: 763rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,068thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,150thMost Efficient Economies: 1,176thHighest Economic Output: 1,525thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,379thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,651stSmartest Citizens: 9,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,160thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,407thMost Influential: 16,498thLargest Populations: 19,875th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » South North of Africa, Salty Seadog, New Kiwis, and Judah.

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