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The Marxist-Leninist Republic of The Saar Commune

“Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Deutschland

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The Saar Commune

Population924 million

CapitalSaarbrücken
LeaderOskar Lafontaine

CurrencySaar Mark
AnimalSwine

The Marxist-Leninist Republic of The Saar Commune is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Oskar Lafontaine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 924 million Saarländer are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrücken. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Saar economy, worth 78.6 trillion Saar Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,091 Saar Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TSC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Saar Commune's national animal is the Swine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Saar Commune is ranked 143,856th in the world and 31st in Deutschland for Most Devout, with 7.22 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,006thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,980thLowest Crime Rates: 14,111thMost Pacifist: 15,865th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Saar Commune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, TSC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, a degree in Oskar Lafontaine Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, the only places to see Swines now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Saar Commune, it's always rabbit season.

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