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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

“Two potatoes for all!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Spiritus

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The Salaxalans

Population24.997 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.997 billion Salaxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 6,325 trillion Dirks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 253,068 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Electric Monk Park is the tallest building in The Salaxalans, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 606th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Most Cultured, scoring 467 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 168thMost Rebellious Youth: 200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 227thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 481stMost Advanced Public Education: 504thMost Cultured: 606thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 861stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 890thSmartest Citizens: 941stMost Beautiful Environments: 954thHighest Average Tax Rates: 963rdMost Pacifist: 984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,004thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,050thMost Developed: 1,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,085thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,149thLargest Governments: 1,154thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,313thHighest Food Quality: 1,338thNicest Citizens: 1,502ndMost Stationary: 1,708thBest Weather: 1,716thSafest: 1,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,933rdHighest Economic Output: 2,159thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,975thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,070thMost Inclusive: 4,360thHighest Average Incomes: 5,096thLowest Crime Rates: 5,416thLargest Populations: 8,002ndMost Devout: 8,828thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,290thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,628thMost Income Equality: 20,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,829th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the region

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