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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

“Two potatoes for all!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Spiritus

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The Salaxalans

Population17.064 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.064 billion Salaxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,054 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,630 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Rime, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 123,492nd in the world and 154th in Spiritus for Most Average, scoring 34.77 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 161stMost Rebellious Youth: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 306thMost Cultured: 423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 597thLargest Publishing Industry: 732ndSmartest Citizens: 779thLeast Corrupt Governments: 795thMost Beautiful Environments: 806thHighest Average Tax Rates: 810thMost Pacifist: 849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 894thMost Developed: 906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 916thLargest Governments: 961stHealthiest Citizens: 984thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,121stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,168thNicest Citizens: 1,224thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,714thBest Weather: 1,993rdTop
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Most Stationary: 2,175thSafest: 2,276thHighest Economic Output: 2,617thMost Devout: 3,600thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,621stHighest Average Incomes: 3,908thMost Inclusive: 4,807thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,139thLowest Crime Rates: 9,126thLargest Populations: 9,431stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,669thMost Efficient Economies: 15,969th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the region

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