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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

“Two potatoes for all!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Spiritus


The Salaxalans

Population18.967 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.967 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,713 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,519 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nano-Electric Monks are the current fad sweeping the nation, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 3,842nd in the world and 11th in Spiritus for Most Inclusive, scoring 265.03 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Influential: 57thMost Valuable International Artwork: 132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 419thMost Cultured: 427thMost Advanced Public Education: 478thMost Cheerful Citizens: 560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 696thMost Beautiful Environments: 722ndSmartest Citizens: 724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 743rdMost Pacifist: 749thLargest Publishing Industry: 755thMost Developed: 759thLeast Corrupt Governments: 782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 795thHealthiest Citizens: 802ndLargest Governments: 838thLongest Average Lifespans: 869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 888thHighest Food Quality: 925thNicest Citizens: 1,084thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,359thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,456thBest Weather: 1,536thSafest: 1,844thMost Stationary: 2,045thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,771stHighest Average Incomes: 3,627thMost Inclusive: 3,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,909thMost Devout: 5,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,029thLowest Crime Rates: 6,065thLargest Populations: 9,128thMost Efficient Economies: 10,026thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 20,462ndMost Income Equality: 20,729th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the region

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