Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Spiritus
Population | 24.997 billion |
Capital | Rime |
Leader | Svlad Cjelli |
Faith | Chronology |
Currency | Dirk |
Animal | Electric Monk |
The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.997 billion Salaxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 6,325 trillion Dirks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 253,068 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The treehouse in Electric Monk Park is the tallest building in The Salaxalans, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.
The Salaxalans is ranked 606th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Most Cultured, scoring 467 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The Salaxalans was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : The Salaxalans was endorsed by The Democratic Peoples Republic of The Xolbarian Opposition.
- : The Salaxalans voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "A Celebration of Exceptional Rarity".
- : The Salaxalans was endorsed by The Nordic State of Republic of Shetland and Orkney.
- : The Salaxalans was endorsed by Tassalvia.
- : The Salaxalans voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On the supremacy of the Potato"".
- : The Salaxalans was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Akash Russalo Singh.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Bustined Up, Urran, Asmovia, The Free United Worlds, The Potatonic Order, Oblitus Terras, Ionida, The Kaaion, Itsik, Laseri, Feirmont, Mjaumjau, El Lazaro, Chicken Nuggets and Beans, The Quiescent Platypus, The United Federation of Sealand, Aruminia, New Giersburg, Polava, MK Rules, Freemenistan, Macross, Charolsia, Kookadobia, The Reformed Union of Canada, Giruelana, Velykoslaw, Meadow Rise, Cloveriety, Kunta, Granola, Squatchlandia, Ryaxelon, Floopyville, The Free Lands of Lothlorien, Icy Wind, Ghostvile, Kosad, Even Newer Ohio, and Akash Russalo Singh.