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The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans

The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

“Two potato-s for all! Strapp-d to nuk-s!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Spiritus


The Salaxalans

Population17.743 billion

LeaderSvlad Cj-lli


The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cj-lli with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.743 billion Salaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rim-. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,323 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,668 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 231,198th in the world and 303rd in Spiritus for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -53.05 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Influential: 58thMost Valuable International Artwork: 104thMost Rebellious Youth: 178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 324thMost Cultured: 438thMost Advanced Public Education: 483rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 539thMost Cheerful Citizens: 592ndLargest Publishing Industry: 736thSmartest Citizens: 748thHighest Average Tax Rates: 757thLeast Corrupt Governments: 803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 804thMost Pacifist: 832ndMost Developed: 841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 880thLargest Governments: 908thHealthiest Citizens: 915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 991stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,133rdNicest Citizens: 1,167thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,651stBest Weather: 1,850thSafest: 1,945thMost Stationary: 2,127thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,485thHighest Average Incomes: 3,689thMost Devout: 4,122ndMost Inclusive: 4,377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,960thLowest Crime Rates: 7,481stLargest Populations: 9,332ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,799th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionNudest: 29th in the region

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