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The Elo Hell of The Salvation States

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Location: Lazarus


The Salvation States

Population32.617 billion

FaithSecular humanism

Currencybaby carrot
Animalbearded dragon

The Elo Hell of The Salvation States is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.617 billion Salvatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinnapolis. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salvatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,728 trillion baby carrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,966 baby carrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Salvation States as a reminder of their "special relationship", and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. The Salvation States's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular humanism.

The Salvation States is ranked 223,029th in the world and 8,273rd in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Populations: 1,555thHighest Economic Output: 2,058thTop
Most Influential: 2,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,457thBest Weather: 2,489thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,724thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,141stMost Developed: 3,354thMost Cultured: 3,560thSmartest Citizens: 3,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,060thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,088thMost Secular: 4,264thHealthiest Citizens: 5,994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,206thMost Efficient Economies: 6,318thMost Inclusive: 6,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,109thRudest Citizens: 7,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,123rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,903rdNicest Citizens: 10,515thNudest: 10,749thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,605thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,429thHighest Average Incomes: 14,807thMost Pacifist: 15,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,296thLargest Governments: 20,142ndSafest: 21,086th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 86th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionMost Inclusive: 309th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 342nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 348th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 391st in the regionTop
Nudest: 454th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 506th in the regionNicest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Stationary: 545th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 552nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 682nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 718th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 726th in the regionMost Pacifist: 791st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 796th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 806th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 826th in the region

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