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The ELO Hell of The Salvation States

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Location: Lazarus


The Salvation States

Population30.379 billion

FaithSecular humanism

Currencybaby carrot
Animalbearded dragon

The ELO Hell of The Salvation States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.379 billion Salvatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinapppolis. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salvatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,348 trillion baby carrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,137 baby carrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime is totally unknown. The Salvation States's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular humanism.

The Salvation States is ranked 8,510th in the world and 417th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,145.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,600thMost Efficient Economies: 1,834thHighest Economic Output: 1,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,606thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,659thBest Weather: 2,683rdMost Developed: 3,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,190thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,377thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,520thMost Secular: 3,653rdMost Cultured: 3,735thSmartest Citizens: 3,754thMost Influential: 3,860thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,640thHealthiest Citizens: 5,973rdMost Inclusive: 6,190thTop
Nudest: 8,353rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,510thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,055thNicest Citizens: 9,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,722ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,989thRudest Citizens: 13,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,911thSafest: 15,496th
Largest Populations: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 151st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 160th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 208th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 333rd in the regionNudest: 348th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 417th in the regionMost Politically Free: 456th in the regionRudest Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 469th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 489th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 504th in the regionNicest Citizens: 512th in the region

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