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The Elo Hell of The Salvation States

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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus


The Salvation States

Population32.137 billion

FaithSecular humanism

Currencybaby carrot
Animalbearded dragon

The Elo Hell of The Salvation States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.137 billion Salvatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinnapolis. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salvatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,757 trillion baby carrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,027 baby carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, edutainment video games are taking The Salvation States's students to the next level, The Salvation States Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime is totally unknown. The Salvation States's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular humanism.

The Salvation States is ranked 203,397th in the world and 7,452nd in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -19.03 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Populations: 1,550thHighest Economic Output: 1,941stTop
Most Influential: 2,169thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,458thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,603rdBest Weather: 2,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,154thMost Developed: 3,363rdSmartest Citizens: 3,594thMost Cultured: 3,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,892ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,228thMost Secular: 4,461stHealthiest Citizens: 6,094thMost Efficient Economies: 6,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,145thMost Inclusive: 6,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,179thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,879thRudest Citizens: 10,137thNudest: 10,199thNicest Citizens: 10,350thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,265thHighest Average Incomes: 13,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,250thMost Pacifist: 15,461stLargest Retail Industry: 17,273rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,430thLargest Governments: 20,310th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionMost Secular: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 333rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionNudest: 376th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 405th in the regionRudest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 478th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 504th in the regionNicest Citizens: 520th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 610th in the regionMost Stationary: 621st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 644th in the regionMost Pacifist: 753rd in the region

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