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The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan

“Why are you reading this?” Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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The Sanada Clan

Population9.297 billion

CapitalLalaLand
LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
FaithLalaism

CurrencyLunis
AnimalFlying Lala

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.297 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 4,833 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 519,914 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Flying Lala, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 240,722nd in the world and 10,053rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 67thLargest Black Market: 266thHighest Average Incomes: 268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 406thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461stMost Armed: 509thMost Corrupt Governments: 600thMost Secular: 647thMost Subsidized Industry: 667thLargest Governments: 767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 827thMost Scientifically Advanced: 907thMost Developed: 1,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,313thMost Efficient Economies: 1,368thLowest Crime Rates: 1,670thSmartest Citizens: 1,695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,719thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,780thMost Influential: 1,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,091stHighest Economic Output: 2,141stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,976thHealthiest Citizens: 3,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,247thMost Cultured: 5,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,724thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,377thMost Authoritarian: 10,844thTop
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Most Income Equality: 20,775th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Cultured: 299th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 305th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 312th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 510th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 526th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 534th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 576th in the regionLargest Populations: 664th in the regionMost Influential: 732nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 870th in the regionRudest Citizens: 950th in the regionMost Income Equality: 997th in the region

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