“HAIL LALA!” Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
|Leader||Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia|
The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.693 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 3,696 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 480,504 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Sanada Clan lost the endorsement of The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : The Sanada Clan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Sanada Clan was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : The Sanada Clan's influence in Yuno rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Sanada Clan relocated from The North Pacific to Yuno.
- : Following new legislation in The Sanada Clan, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
Endorsements Received: None.