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The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan

“HAIL LALA!” Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Yuno

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The Sanada Clan

Population7.693 billion

CapitalLalaLand
LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
FaithLalaism

CurrencyLunis
AnimalLalaiger

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.693 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 3,696 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 480,504 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 33,419th in the world and 762nd in Yuno for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 72ndLargest Black Market: 213thHighest Average Incomes: 285thMost Secular: 338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 398thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 479thMost Corrupt Governments: 653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 772ndLargest Governments: 830thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,147thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,273rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,304thTop
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Most Influential: 1,567thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,869thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,870thLowest Crime Rates: 1,948thSmartest Citizens: 1,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,012thMost Developed: 2,097thHighest Economic Output: 2,366thMost Authoritarian: 2,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,015thHealthiest Citizens: 3,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,878thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,208thMost Cultured: 5,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,235thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,362ndTop
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Most Extreme: 7,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,703rdMost Conservative: 11,239th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Income Equality: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 173rd in the region

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