Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Europe
Population | 10.413 billion |
Capital | Gothenburg |
Leader | Carl Philip Bernadotte |
Currency | Scandinavian Crowns |
Animal | Wolf |
The Kingdom of The Scandinavian Realm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Carl Philip Bernadotte with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.413 billion Scandinavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gothenburg. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Scandinavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,673 trillion Scandinavian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 448,794 Scandinavian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, playing card suits are sold separately, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Scandinavian Realm's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Scandinavian Realm is ranked 302,258th in the world and 1,472nd in Europe for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 39.19 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Scandinavian Realm was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Potatopelago.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was endorsed by The Conifer States of Sarcie.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was endorsed by The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 126 million zombies.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 102 million zombies.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 196 million zombies.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 198 million zombies.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 180 million zombies.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 68 million zombies.
- : The Scandinavian Realm was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 170 million zombies.
World Assembly
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