The Dark Wife of DEAREST LEADER of The Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.715 billion Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.

The Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopian economy, worth 855 trillion Wife Materials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,114 Wife Materials, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the entire entry for The Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopia's national animal is the Wife, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Scorched Earth Politicool Dystopia is ranked 39,643^rd in the world and 44^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.85 law-abiding acts per hour.