Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Refugia
Population | 30.388 billion |
Capital | our brains |
Leader | everyone |
Faith | us |
Currency | thought |
Animal | individual |
The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.388 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,836 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 455,337 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, war vets look after war animals, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.
The Seid is ranked 104th in the world and 7th in Refugia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 22,023.28 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in The Seid, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.