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The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces

“Good heavens, just look at the time!”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Europe


The Seven Provinces

Population20.558 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.558 billion Seven Provincians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,482 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,061 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 87,091st in the world and 530th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,143.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 628thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,336thRudest Citizens: 1,357thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,500thBest Weather: 2,049thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,513thMost Efficient Economies: 2,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,524thHighest Crime Rates: 2,789thSmartest Citizens: 2,829thMost Cultured: 3,232ndMost Developed: 3,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,741stLargest Black Market: 4,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,701stHighest Average Incomes: 5,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,806thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,988thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,020thLargest Populations: 7,159thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,986thLargest Governments: 10,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,507thTop
Most Armed: 13,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,363rdMost Inclusive: 13,932ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,660thMost Pro-Market: 19,271stHighest Drug Use: 22,076th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Armed: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 245 » Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Neuchateau, Grodisze, Prussian-Union, Maritzal, Invernessia, GanymedEuropa, Destyntine, Chronus, Republic of Satherland, Someseni, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nardin, Ausvelt, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Northern German Federation, Lovisa, Eritei, Rivierenland, The Champions League, Parliamentary Laramidia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Leranditale, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Walfo, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Slavonia and Srijem, Dauershire, Weltbeherrschung, Saint Domingo, Nuweland, Wessex and Cornwall, Savinecross, Dark Matter, Abject Ludicrosity, Wombelland, Jim the Baptist, Brakanistan, Irminsulia, Quentenia, Falvaard, and 195 others.Thracia Republic, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Monte Naranja, ENOTRIA, Maanenland, Northwest Isles, Yoannes, Bareu, New Touraine, Lyallpur, Shaor, Saiwania, The Scandinavian Realm, Desibia, Kardjali, German Bismarck Republic, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Old World Order, The Fair Republic, Nea Europa, Ostermarch, Greater Albaina, Diets, Bombastion, IllyrianAlbania, Uldar Union, Thils, Soviet Krussia, Fasumia, North Batica, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Wiener-Neustadt, Slovanov, Canovium, Eastern Greenlands, Dalmannia, South St Maarten, Druznia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Soviet Taoistan, Carignanum, Aragonja, Migurson, Arorska, Godefargen, Weeddialvon, Ansington, Toaddia, Durlia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Nevelja, Boldia, Belmoren, Germany Third Reich, Romana Imperium de Italia, Velosia, The Mongol Plain, New Petra, Lieges, Hafrsa, Novabritannia, Puerto Thelosia, An Clar, Cytadela, Serbia-Macebonia, Martelon, Monkistan, Litalia Vala, Greater Tomland, Free Workers Macedon, Bohomo, Evergreen Keys, Betasia, Trixeland, Rotenstein, Viktorias, The Kingdom of Denmark, Purgatio, Leiningerland, Demon666, The-British-Isles, Stumphosse Res, Jahass, Ventelia, Mons Graupius, Maraleeri, Escalver, Equatorial Zone, Caoripp, Antwerpen Apart, The Templar Papal New State, Odwyerica, Ivernia, Rogueda, South Douninitia, The Haven of Corporations, New Ylicia, Jamesreich, The Oriental Empire, Sienkahn, Bavira, Ostrogotharum Praeeminebat, Azitupia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Athens But Better, Montegrovia, Gerarvania, Snowfeld, Enway, The British Royalist Union, The Great New Swiss, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Saint Pallas, Seims, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Armbruster, Meropis, Hverland, Gor Kebab, Crestphalia, Exori Vis, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Septemenia, Ostreia, Socialist Benelux, Cath Slar, Vostokian Union, Greater Icelandia, Mallesia, Kadict, Great Hanover, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Estellan, Heermiinaa, Dorenstad, Epistimi Evimeria, Ashckar, Skorvalia, Pinenses, New Hevania, Kingdom of Brytania, Anskerdank, Turkenia, Corsovica, San Guglielmo, Titoist Yugoslavia, Wollaberg, The Great Owen, Rhinowolf, Kanokla, Zarulia, Bluemerica, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Tristinity, Corosky, Transthysciam, Armra, The New Dawn Imperium, Kyrica, Iseverynametaken, Uzbek Khan, Valtrona, Eski, Catlania, Aura Banitia, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Vachia, Othenhiem, Continental Social Democrats, Mariannie, South Villotla, Great Cane, Gelais, Northwest North Dakota, Sebygang, Gliesetonia, Historically accurate land of memes, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Nuevo Europa, Thanianberg, Sonnenstadt, Zulrich, The Brabants, Woschia, Maalat, Nazakhstan Empire, and En Hassik.

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