“Good heavens, just look at the time!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Truckler
The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.92 billion Seven Provincians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,325 colombian flakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 557,477 per year while the poor average 49,970, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and paraplegics are told to walk it off. Crime is totally unknown. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chronus.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Napoléon's Wet Dream of Unified Democratic Europe.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Líbano en nuestros corazones of The Champions League.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Ausvelt.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Most Serene Monarchy of Daarwyrth.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Free Land of Cydfuddiannaeth.
- : The Seven Provinces's influence in Europe fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Empire of Bathera.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Pontus and Trebizond.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Kingdom of Riega.
Endorsements Received: 235 » Alsted, Lexembourg, Nuweland, Dauershire, An Clar, Lieges, Wombelland, Ansington, Imperium Anglorum, Bohomo, Garya, Northern German Federation, Troltovia, New Decius, Falvaard, Hirota, Dark Matter, Chioganah, Lovisa, Durlia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Slavorussia, Evka, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Umeria, Blighteria, The New Nordic Union, Regnum Italiae, Puerto Thelosia, Outer Sparta, Super Happy Land, Ahma, Western Berlin, Maritzal, Popaholick, Northeast Vatican, Einswenn, Quentenia, Sinclairtown, Ostermarch, Milfgaerd, Feria-Alkaline, Yahlia, Galway-Dublin, Saiwania, Daneforth, Soviet Krussia, Saint Domingo, Germany Third Reich, Slavonia and Srijem, and 185 others.Thracia Republic, Wessex and Cornwall, Irminsulia, Carphelia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Imperium Malignis, Nea Europa, Yoannes, Cre Alworkez, Aristeme, Kardjali, Baycanistan, Corthaen, St Scarlett, Purgatio, Nardin, Rouvenor, Brakanistan, The Mongol Plain, GanymedEuropa, North of Americas, HYDRA-Russian Empire, The Sect Meces, Cosadamia, Rowandaa, Goldenbourg, Solteur, Pazano, Eritei, South St Maarten, Monkistan, New Rickiland, Aragonja, Boldia, Leszno, New Touraine, Cytadela, Greater Albaina, Litalia Vala, Kaspinia, Belmoren, Stukilo, Dorpz, Greate San Marino, Death Bat, Amicities, Toaddia, New Ylicia, Miharr, Germany222, Thracia and Crimea, Estonesia, British Alban, Arorska, Jim the Baptist, Continantia, Volara, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Nevelja, Republic of Satherland, Msaladofinger, Leranditale, Beauprix, Ukrainian Land, Cassaracen, Kenmoria WA Mission, Socialist Balkans, Carignanum, Bahnhofstrasse, Seristria, British Norklon, Parliamentary Laramidia, Supcotia, Laggos, Vulpan, Viciebskaja, Monte Naranja, Pydrus, Ukraba, Bluenstein, The Scandinavian Realm, Domton, Lumitauka, Soviet Taoistan, Elisabethshagen, Aslicuria, Atenburgh, Free Furentenia, Neuchateau, Kanokla, Treehound, Pollica, MFG R, Svarte Tarnet, Sagral, Thils, Stumphosse Res, Permorania, Suissen, Old Katy, Dombrovia, Alba-Nord, The Pagan Moon, Navence, Mallesia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Novo Portugal, The Wretched of this Earth, ENOTRIA, Invernessia, Enway, The-British-Isles, WaffleEmpire, Betasia, Gultravia, A State of Trance, Anskerdank, The Peoples Republic of Suffolk, Andyvania, Kossacks, Eesenland, Stromia, Shagolaa, Nookville, Walfo, Greater Tomland, United Polarity, Dalmannia, Prussian-Union, Lyallpur, Lord Sapre, Rijland, The Fair Republic, IllyrianAlbania, Andreapol, Ainee, Godefargen, Bananyas, Puhja, Velosia, Eurasies, Valskraa, Evergreen Keys, Elitestland, Sloburg, Rotenstein, Nieuw Gent, Phillicans, Brittanoire, Bounapartia, Legique, Slovanov, Rhinowolf, Poland-Kaliningrad, Eurinome, Auslus, Bavira, Dobuni, Sienkahn, Omi Alliance, Appathian, The Anrica, New Pannonia, Legation Cities of East Asia, GeneralStalin, Kyrkilas, Riverpost, Continental Social Democrats, New Petra, North Batica, Kelkn, Novabritannia, Kiestia, Blechingia, Alienage, Riega, Pontus and Trebizond, Bathera, Cydfuddiannaeth, Daarwyrth, Ausvelt, The Champions League, Unified Democratic Europe, and Chronus.