The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Tuma with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.344 billion Skrall are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roxtus. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The all-consuming Skrallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion Scrillions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,595 Scrillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Tuma's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Skrall's national animal is the Vorox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tümorism.

The Skrall is ranked 8,093^rd in the world and 2^nd in Nesapo for Most Corrupt Governments, with 174.14 kickbacks per hour.