Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: Nesapo
Population | 17.344 billion |
Capital | Roxtus |
Leader | Lord Tuma |
Faith | Tümorism |
Currency | Scrillion |
Animal | Vorox |
The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Tuma with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.344 billion Skrall are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roxtus. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.
The all-consuming Skrallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion Scrillions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,595 Scrillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Lord Tuma's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Skrall's national animal is the Vorox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tümorism.
The Skrall is ranked 8,080th in the world and 2nd in Nesapo for Most Corrupt Governments, with 174.14 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Highest Economic Output, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Primitive, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : The Skrall's influence in Nesapo fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : The Skrall's influence in Nesapo rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : The Skrall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.