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The Empire of The Socialist Nomailian Union

“In Hawking We Trust”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Lazarus


The Socialist Nomailian Union

Population5.177 billion

LeaderNyanM and NyanN

AnimalNyan Cat

The Empire of The Socialist Nomailian Union is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by NyanM and NyanN with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.177 billion Socialist Nomailian Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyangrad. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Nomailian Unionian economy, worth 518 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,169 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Nomailian Union's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hawkingism.

The Socialist Nomailian Union is ranked 194,949th in the world and 7,103rd in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.8 Crimes Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,434thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,415thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,672ndTop
Most Income Equality: 10,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,071stLowest Crime Rates: 12,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,236thMost Inclusive: 12,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,369thLargest Governments: 13,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,621stBest Weather: 14,734thNicest Citizens: 14,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,138thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,963rdSmartest Citizens: 16,505thMost Secular: 17,230thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,618thMost Cultured: 18,486thHealthiest Citizens: 19,286th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 265th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 410th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 441st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 477th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionMost Inclusive: 640th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 648th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 654th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 657th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 664th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 709th in the regionNicest Citizens: 743rd in the regionLargest Governments: 765th in the region

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