Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Osiris
Population | 4.737 billion |
Capital | Bushtown |
Leader | Jeb Bush |
Faith | Bushuism |
Currency | Bruhcoin |
Animal | frog |
The State of The Society of Bruhistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeb Bush with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.737 billion Bruhistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bushtown. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bruhistanian economy, worth 623 trillion Bruhcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,654 Bruhcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Society of Bruhistan's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bushuism.
The Society of Bruhistan is ranked 205,783rd in the world and 5,269th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 40.7617447458 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, protestors are soaking piles of Bruhcoins in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.