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The State of The Society of Bruhistan

“boner” Jeb Bush

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Osiris

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The Society of Bruhistan

Population4.737 billion

CapitalBushtown
LeaderJeb Bush
FaithBushuism

CurrencyBruhcoin
Animalfrog

The State of The Society of Bruhistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeb Bush with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.737 billion Bruhistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bushtown. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bruhistanian economy, worth 623 trillion Bruhcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,654 Bruhcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Society of Bruhistan's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bushuism.

The Society of Bruhistan is ranked 205,783rd in the world and 5,269th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 40.7617447458 days.

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Most Devout: 7,129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,770thLowest Crime Rates: 10,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,613thMost Developed: 11,167thLargest Governments: 11,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,728thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,471stSmartest Citizens: 16,305thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,013thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,807thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,822ndMost Cultured: 19,709thMost Income Equality: 21,559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,149thBest Weather: 22,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,881st
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Most Devout: 401st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 556th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 556th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 578th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 616th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 617th in the regionMost Developed: 630th in the regionLargest Governments: 633rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 683rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 694th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 783rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 786th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 824th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 832nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 929th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 946th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 972nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 992nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,025th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, protestors are soaking piles of Bruhcoins in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Society of Bruhistan, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.

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