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The Registeel of The Solar Ottomans

“The Eternal Republic”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The East Pacific


The Solar Ottomans

Population3.482 billion

LeaderFlying Gorilla
FaithDonkey Kong


The Registeel of The Solar Ottomans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Flying Gorilla with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 3.482 billion Ottomans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananna. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ottoman economy, worth 290 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,340 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Ottomans's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Donkey Kong.

The Solar Ottomans is ranked 98,659th in the world and 3,457th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 46.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,022ndMost Influential: 2,419thMost Devout: 4,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,640thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,205thMost Cultured: 8,366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,043rdHighest Drug Use: 11,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,881stBest Weather: 14,666th
Most Devout: 85th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 200th in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 237th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 281st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 288th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionBest Weather: 428th in the regionMost Developed: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 484th in the regionLargest Populations: 492nd in the regionMost Stationary: 530th in the region

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