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The Sultanate of The Somalli Pirates

“Lut'ne kaftalpersi nehna sourni falahad”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Sonindia

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The Somalli Pirates

Population567 million

CapitalAr Ghessad

Currencymoney
AnimalSkull

The Sultanate of The Somalli Pirates is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 567 million Somallis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ar Ghessad. The average income tax rate is 10.4%.

The powerhouse Somalli economy, worth 58.6 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,320 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, Ar Ghessad has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Sonindia, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Somalli Pirates's national animal is the Skull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Somalli Pirates is ranked 76,891st in the world and 119th in Sonindia for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,532ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,894thMost Secular: 8,542ndTop
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Most Influential: 13,182ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,829th
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5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionTop
10%
Most Secular: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : The Somalli Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, Ar Ghessad has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Sonindia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : The Somalli Pirates altered its national flag.
  • : The Somalli Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Somalli Pirates, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.

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