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The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard

“Better dead than a weeb”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Northern Utopia


The Soviet state of Svalbard

Population5.535 billion

LeaderHRM Rioeste I

AnimalNo-anime penguin

The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.535 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 224,030 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and the TSSOSBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 182,601st in the world and 83rd in Northern Utopia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,568.21 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Inclusive: 536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 542ndNicest Citizens: 625thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 646thMost Advanced Public Education: 647thMost Pacifist: 915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 942ndSmartest Citizens: 971stMost Developed: 1,025thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,379thBest Weather: 1,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,420thMost Efficient Economies: 1,434thHealthiest Citizens: 1,443rdLargest Governments: 1,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,822ndTop
Most Secular: 1,888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,463rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,555thSafest: 2,611thMost Influential: 2,625thMost Cultured: 2,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,661stHighest Average Incomes: 4,597thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,336thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,323rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,301stRudest Citizens: 10,285thHighest Economic Output: 12,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,407thMost Stationary: 16,989thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,241stMost Income Equality: 17,279th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Grenopia, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Hurona, Kjanu, AusValia, TashRakwen, Corlenia, and Saudi Isralia.

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