“Iím lovin' it”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The East Pacific
The Yellow Army of The State of McDonalds is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.639 billion McDonaldsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frygate. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.
The all-consuming McDonaldsian economy, worth 130 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,913 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of McDonalds's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Yelkinam.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Vizier and Sam of New Leganes.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Free Land of United Rocky Top.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Republic of Oerkar.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Loving and Kind Nation of Oofery.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Republic of Virgoliaendorses.
- : The State of McDonalds was endorsed by The Empire of Eastern Hyront Scassen.
Endorsements Received: 57 » East Malaysia, Todd McCloud, Brotherland, Marrabuk, H-Zhena, Eagas, Republic of Berzerkistan, Rainbow Vests, VW53Aland, BearStackof2015, Am Echad, Ridann, Evrigenis, FreedomIand, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Pakitsk, Socialist Holy American Empire, Asendavia, Tretrid, Axdel, Dragons Blood, Libertanny, Firenation91, Goodnamesarerare, Lingu, Sovietsoyuz, Staynes, Azureano, The Three States of Fortuna, Ripsylvania, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Quinto Piano, Rohanland, Rage Mage, The Eternal Land of Jong, Mays Austrian Nation, Raunch, Blobbo, Greater New Cassandra, Tassirion, A mean old man, BuciLand, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Ephem, Modra, Eastern Hyront Scassen, and 7 others.Oofery, Horn of Havenkaap, Oerkar, New Leganes, Castle Federation, Yelkinam, and Distro-Spartica.