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The Yellow Army of The State of McDonalds

“Iím lovin' it”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific

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The State of McDonalds

Population1.639 billion

CapitalFrygate
LeaderRonald McDonald

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCow

The Yellow Army of The State of McDonalds is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.639 billion McDonaldsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frygate. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The all-consuming McDonaldsian economy, worth 130 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,913 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of McDonalds's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The State of McDonalds is ranked 4,627th in the world and 300th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 16,137 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,639thMost Influential: 4,627thFattest Citizens: 7,119thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,086thLargest Mining Sector: 14,340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,615thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,143rd
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Fattest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 300th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 388th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 606th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 650th in the region

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