by Max Barry

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific


The teslan theocracy of teslatania

Population9.576 billion

LeaderShinji Ikari
Faitha major religion

Animalelectric eel

The Theocracy of The teslan theocracy of teslatania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shinji Ikari with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.576 billion teslan theocracy of teslatanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geo-Front. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient teslan theocracy of teslatanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion volts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,862 volts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation, Teslan theocracy of teslatanian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Shinji Ikari, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown. The teslan theocracy of teslatania's national animal is the electric eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

The teslan theocracy of teslatania is ranked 166,537th in the world and 6,810th in the South Pacific for Most Devout, with 2.3 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,603rdTop
Most Influential: 2,108thMost Secular: 2,353rdMost Inclusive: 3,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,741stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,019thMost Developed: 5,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,297thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,464thMost Cultured: 5,692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,054thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,468thLargest Governments: 6,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,919thSmartest Citizens: 6,955thMost Stationary: 7,634thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,767thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,338thHighest Economic Output: 9,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,545thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,644thNudest: 13,096thHighest Average Incomes: 13,221stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,059thMost Efficient Economies: 14,778thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,420th
Most Advanced Public Education: 89th in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 149th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 182nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLargest Populations: 234th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 237th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 264th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 299th in the regionNudest: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 324th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 627th in the region

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