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The Empire of The Theocracy of Cthulhu

“All Shall Bow To The Great Khan” The Great Khan

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The East Pacific


The Theocracy of Cthulhu

Population2.484 billion

LeaderThe Great Khan


The Empire of The Theocracy of Cthulhu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Khan with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.484 billion Theocracy of Cthulhuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxor. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Theocracy of Cthulhuan economy, worth 222 trillion Xenus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,404 Xenus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to The Theocracy of Cthulhu" on tails, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Theocracy of Cthulhu's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic-Scientology.

The Theocracy of Cthulhu is ranked 107,149th in the world and 4,571st in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,396.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 3,784thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,190thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,847thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,341st
Most Influential: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 390th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 555th in the regionMost Cultured: 560th in the regionMost Average: 622nd in the regionMost Stationary: 769th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 839th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 861st in the region

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