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The Theocracy of The theocratic Republic

“Religion, Justice, Morals”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

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The theocratic Republic

Population6.238 billion

CapitalThe Citadel of The theocratic Republic
LeaderEl comandante
FaithMonotheism

CurrencyHaq
AnimalLion

The Theocracy of The theocratic Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El comandante with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.238 billion theocratic Republicians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of The theocratic Republic. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The theocratic Republician economy, worth 570 trillion Haqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,431 Haqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, euthanasia is illegal, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, and the theocratic Republician football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The theocratic Republic's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monotheism.

The theocratic Republic is ranked 11,878th in the world and 15th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Conservative, scoring 88.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Primitive: 470thMost Devout: 1,769thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,138thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,914thMost Cultured: 6,936thMost Patriotic: 7,360thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,890thBest Weather: 11,005thSafest: 11,760thMost Conservative: 11,878thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,673rdMost Authoritarian: 14,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,640thLowest Crime Rates: 14,643rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 20,060thHealthiest Citizens: 20,233rdLargest Governments: 20,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,942nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The theocratic Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, the theocratic Republician football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The Order Of The Grey Wardens Games.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.

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