Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens
Population | 6.238 billion |
Capital | The Citadel of The theocratic Republic |
Leader | El comandante |
Faith | Monotheism |
Currency | Haq |
Animal | Lion |
The Theocracy of The theocratic Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El comandante with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.238 billion theocratic Republicians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of The theocratic Republic. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The theocratic Republician economy, worth 570 trillion Haqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,431 Haqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, euthanasia is illegal, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, and the theocratic Republician football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The theocratic Republic's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monotheism.
The theocratic Republic is ranked 11,878th in the world and 15th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Conservative, scoring 88.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The theocratic Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, the theocratic Republician football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The Order Of The Grey Wardens Games.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in The theocratic Republic, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.