The Wild Thing of The Troggs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Reg Presley with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.468 billion Troggsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andover Hampshire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Troggsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,083 trillion Penny Farthings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 317,385 Penny Farthings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,181,803 per year while the poor average 59,827, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, Troglodyte sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Troggs's national animal is the Troglodyte, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rock and Roll.

The Troggs is ranked 291,852^nd in the world and 736^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 14.03 law-abiding acts per hour.