Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 24.476 billion |
Capital | Old Way |
Leader | Cyrus III |
Currency | benjamin |
Animal | republican |
The United Socialist States of The True Way is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cyrus III with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.476 billion Wayfolk hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Way. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wayfolk economy, worth a remarkable 4,866 trillion benjamins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,838 benjamins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. The True Way's national animal is the republican, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The True Way is ranked 7,926th in the world and 137th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2,638.3803253244 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, sex changes are routinely performed at The True Way's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : The True Way was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The True Way, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.