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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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The twelfth world problem

Population8.191 billion

CapitalHell's gates
LeaderBig Brother
Faithdeath worship

Currencytrillion dollar

The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.191 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 4,000 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,352 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 206,628th in the world and 98th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -10.54 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294thLargest Black Market: 319thHighest Average Incomes: 342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 572ndMost Secular: 630thLargest Governments: 692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 940thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,271stLowest Crime Rates: 1,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,531stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,919thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,760thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,896thMost Efficient Economies: 3,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,489thMost Authoritarian: 5,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,754thMost Conservative: 7,871stBest Weather: 8,171stTop
Most Armed: 11,672ndMost Stationary: 11,805thMost Developed: 12,270thMost Influential: 17,590thMost Extreme: 20,723rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,885th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

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