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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem

“Strength through unity, unity through faith”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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The twelfth world problem

Population5.98 billion

CapitalHell's gates
LeaderBig Brother
Faithdeath worship

Currencytrillion dollar
Animalfatty

The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.98 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 486,996 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape The twelfth world problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 959th in the world and 5th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,546.78 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thLargest Black Market: 248thHighest Average Incomes: 260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 288thHighest Poor Incomes: 411thMost Secular: 467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 471stLargest Governments: 651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 959thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,086thLowest Crime Rates: 1,428thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,539thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,651stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,323rdHighest Economic Output: 3,561stMost Authoritarian: 3,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,892ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,611thMost Conservative: 5,877thMost Efficient Economies: 6,994thTop
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Best Weather: 8,171stMost Extreme: 9,512thMost Stationary: 13,940thMost Influential: 15,245th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The twelfth world problem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape The twelfth world problem.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, one complaint of The twelfth world problem's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.

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