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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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The twelfth world problem

Population7.744 billion

CapitalHell's gates
LeaderBig Brother
Faithdeath worship

Currencytrillion dollar

The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.744 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 3,780 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,166 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Astronomers are flocking to The twelfth world problem to take advantage of its clear night skies, serial killers are the country's biggest import, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 62,954th in the world and 69th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,407.17 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294thLargest Black Market: 313thHighest Average Incomes: 329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517thMost Secular: 612thLargest Governments: 675thHighest Average Tax Rates: 925thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,362ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,428thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,644thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,735thHighest Economic Output: 2,886thMost Efficient Economies: 3,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,094thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,751stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,013thMost Authoritarian: 5,189thMost Conservative: 7,350thBest Weather: 7,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,574thTop
Most Armed: 11,112thMost Developed: 12,125thMost Stationary: 12,147thMost Extreme: 16,675thMost Influential: 17,835th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the region

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