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The Island Conglomerate of The Unified Missourtama States

“Life is good in South Pacific!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: South Pacific

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The Unified Missourtama States

Population3.445 billion

CapitalFurbel
LeaderTUMS
FaithVioletism

Currencysoul
Animalsoulpengird

The Island Conglomerate of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by TUMS with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.445 billion Missourtaman are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 457 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 132,685 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the soulpengird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 202,138th in the world and 127th in South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thLargest Welfare Programs: 220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 583rdBest Weather: 639thMost Pacifist: 780thMost Compassionate Citizens: 973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,197thMost Inclusive: 1,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,253rdNicest Citizens: 1,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,468thHealthiest Citizens: 1,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,639thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,771stLargest Governments: 2,859thMost Developed: 3,090thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,848thSafest: 4,528thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,506thMost Secular: 6,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,757thSmartest Citizens: 8,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,657thTop
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Most Influential: 15,156thMost Income Equality: 16,116thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,698thHighest Average Incomes: 18,881stMost Efficient Economies: 20,844th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the region

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