The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.092 billion united American-Isreali empireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 359,770 Gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 218,833^rd in the world and 71^st in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Secular, with 1.52 Atheism Rate.