The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.662 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth 859 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 322,910 Gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 953,060 per year while the poor average 86,038, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 5,012^th in the world and 6^th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,567.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.