The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.4 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth 331 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,623 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,107 per year while the poor average 28,253, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 25,875^th in the world and 27^th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.