The Commonwealth of The United Federal Nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Not Elon Musk with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.727 billion United Federal Nationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Federal Nationian economy, worth 588 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,424 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Federal Nation's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Federal Nation is ranked 57,112^th in the world and 3,691^st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.75 percentage of bribes refused.