The Commonwealth of The united states of cheeze is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 1.543 billion united states of cheezeans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheeze. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient united states of cheezean economy, worth 75.7 trillion Saloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,063 Saloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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The united states of cheeze is ranked 160,194^th in the world and 3^rd in Inferior for Safest, scoring 59.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.