The Republic of The United Trolls is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kanye West with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.51 billion Trolls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deviose. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Trollsian economy, worth 556 trillion Trollcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,483 Trollcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Deviose make great practice for foreign snipers, the property market is in a bit of a state, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Trolls's national animal is the Trololo Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The United Trolls is ranked 52,423^rd in the world and 3,148^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.51 law-abiding acts per hour.