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The Kowali of The unity sisters 02o

“Life is a game of chess, but with guns” Unity Opistan

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Yuno


The unity sisters 02o

Population2.218 billion

CapitalWeaponized Loli Town
LeaderUnity Opistan
FaithWeaponized Lolisum

CurrencyWeaponized Loli
AnimalWeaponized Lolis

The Kowali of The unity sisters 02o is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Unity Opistan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.218 billion Weaponized Lolis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weaponized Loli Town. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The a Weaponized Loli economy, worth 117 trillion Weaponized Lolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,755 Weaponized Lolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, voting is voluntary, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Unity Opistan, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The unity sisters 02o's national animal is the Weaponized Lolis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weaponized Lolisum.

The unity sisters 02o is ranked 158,179th in the world and 1,888th in Yuno for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,156thMost Primitive: 7,163rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,816thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,966th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Primitive: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionMost Secular: 126th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 128th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 166th in the region

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