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The Roaming Bands of The Unknown Army

“The sun always shines on TV.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest


The Unknown Army

Population13.445 billion


Currencybottle cap

The Roaming Bands of The Unknown Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Windseeker with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.445 billion mercenaries have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoofington. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a mercenary economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion bottle caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,969 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make a mercenary mussels the biggest in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest. Crime is totally unknown. The Unknown Army's national animal is the manticore, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Unknown Army is ranked 9,776th in the world and 5th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,782.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Nudest: 1,800thTop
Most Armed: 5,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,776thHighest Economic Output: 9,865thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,104thLargest Governments: 14,915thMost Developed: 14,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,129thLargest Populations: 17,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,645thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,103rdMost Inclusive: 19,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,050th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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