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The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes

“Barbeque the homeless”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Hollow Point

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The Utes

Population4.921 billion

CapitalGambiniland
LeaderBender - First of His Name
FaithThe Lack Thereof

CurrencyInvisible Sanddollar
AnimalRobert

The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.921 billion Utesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 213,751 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Gambiniland to enjoy their national art, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 40,912th in the world and 3rd in Hollow Point for Most Pro-Market, scoring 60.33 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 1,311thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,893rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,621stMost Inclusive: 2,918thFattest Citizens: 3,216thLargest Retail Industry: 3,265thLargest Mining Sector: 4,663rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,738thHighest Average Incomes: 4,740thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,828thSafest: 5,000thLargest Governments: 5,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,704thSmartest Citizens: 5,741stHighest Drug Use: 5,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,311thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,729thNudest: 7,111thMost Developed: 8,030thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,555thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,812thMost Cultured: 9,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,813thLowest Crime Rates: 10,066thMost Efficient Economies: 10,873rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,757thHighest Economic Output: 13,874thMost Politically Free: 14,878thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,610thMost Secular: 16,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,506th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Gambiniland to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : The Utes lodged a message on the Hollow Point Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, third world countries are rich in "I Love Gambiniland" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Utes, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : The Utes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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