“To do no evil is good, to intend none better.”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Commonwealth of The Vistula is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emil Sikorski with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 6.376 billion Vistulans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torun. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vistulan economy, worth 828 trillion Czerwonies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,997 Czerwonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, nine out of ten citizens of The Vistula answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vistula's national animal is the Silver Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Vistula, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Evil Lady of Nimarya.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
- : The Vistula endorsed The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
- : The Vistula endorsed The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM.
- : The Vistula endorsed The Republic of Rinadia.
- : The Vistula voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
- : The Vistula was endorsed by The Evil Lady of Nimarya.
- : The Vistula was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
Endorsements Received: 184 » Lulubellia, Former English Colony, Empy, Koda-Land, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, Aerilia, Bankowiata, The Stratosphere Islands, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Rhein States, Pallaith, New Lakemba, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Shibutani, Pytong, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kazoo Basin, Yaorozu, Orado, Joodey, Dar es Saalam, Valentine Z, Dreadton, Sundred, Great Bights Mum, Cretox State, Venicea, North Bratislava, Imperial Pieserged, Corfad, Hamerica, Notyoutopia, Zzozona, Guer Aike, Siwale, Kragsgale, Hardscrabble, Holy Oranz, Chips and Guac, PEG, Vivanco, Sunto, El Fiji Grande, Shadowrik, Heilhum Imperius, Interdimensional Zone, WeKnow, Territorio di Nessuno, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, and 134 others.Republica Guilleana, Sikol, Dabarastan, Kranostav, Newpromisedland, The Pantheons, Dacian Freelands, Pasargad, Desvios, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Loutsland, Xipher, Sevinland, Leewood, Votak Matim, AverageJoevlania, Draconian Progression, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Outer Shenendoah, Omnistria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Port Naga, Selfgradatude, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, East Akra, 1 very fast endotarter, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Innocentic, Sil Dorsett, Strongwill, Ravendi, Nodnarb, Obelias, Daiz, Seenvorland, Ellbonnia, Chukstik Illahi, Hewani, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Star Kingdom, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Galbadiana, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Runeda, Wilkshire, Planes, Aeolist, The Endless Eventide, Que Lukustinardon, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, Madjack, Muqatil, The Mazur Empire, Solcius, Simone Republic, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Wisconsota, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, RepublicCity, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Kromi, Travislavania, Dangine, Lol2639, Siforpeo, ForestMythal, Xagill, Xyrron, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Atlunartemis, Tsandonown, Centrialand, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Bearical, Nova Arcania, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Lionia, Capablanca, The Calabash Protectorate, Rinadia, ROM, The Blazeland Administration, Sahriastan, Tibus Heth, and Nimarya.