The Protectorate of The Weird Alliance is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 422 million Weird Allianceans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Weird Alliancean economy, worth 28.0 trillion IQS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,293 IQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,345 per year while the poor average 18,359, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, the police force is on a recruitment drive, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and The Weird Alliance Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. The Weird Alliance's national animal is the Weirdo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Weird Alliance is ranked 202,526^th in the world and 1^st in The Weird Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.34 law-abiding acts per hour.