The Weird Creatures of The Weirdigo is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.004 billion Weirdigoes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The very strong A Weirdigo economy, worth 257 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,831 Weird papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Weirdigo's national animal is the The Weirdigo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Weirdigo is ranked 325,290^th in the world and 4,729^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.