The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Weirdo with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.546 billion Weirdos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 994 trillion weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 218,775 weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 8,304^th in the world and 133^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 218,775.77 Standard Monetary Units.