The 3rd Ondolion Empire of The West Ondoles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Brain Ondoles with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.835 billion West Ondolesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Westworth. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The West Ondolesian economy, worth 146 trillion Ondollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,620 Ondollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and Brain Ondoles has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The West Ondoles's national animal is the Ondird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ondolionese.

The West Ondoles is ranked 91,276^th in the world and 2^nd in The Ondoles Empire for Most Patriotic, with 17.78 flags saluted per person per day.