Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: The Financial District of New York
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation
Population | 4.944 billion |
Capital | Frankfurt |
Leader | Helly Riggs Keagan |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Hate |
Currency | Gold pressed Latinum |
Animal | Vampire Eagle |
The Black Holy Dominion of The Weyland-Yutani Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Helly Riggs Keagan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.944 billion Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. The average income tax rate is 94.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Weyland-Yutani Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Gold pressed Latinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,446 Gold pressed Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Nations across the world are quick to praise Helly Riggs Keagan's good looks and intellectual prowess, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Weyland-Yutani Corporation's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Hate.
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation is ranked 181st in the world and 8th in The Financial District of New York for Nudest, with 1,217.75 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, nations across the world are quick to praise Helly Riggs Keagan's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
- : The Weyland-Yutani Corporation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Helly Riggs Keagan to progressive thinkers.
- : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.