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The Black Holy Dominion of The Weyland-Yutani Corporation

“Building better Worlds”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Financial District of New York

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The Weyland-Yutani Corporation

Population4.944 billion

CapitalFrankfurt
LeaderHelly Riggs Keagan
FaithBelial - Lord of Hate

CurrencyGold pressed Latinum
AnimalVampire Eagle

The Black Holy Dominion of The Weyland-Yutani Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Helly Riggs Keagan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.944 billion Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. The average income tax rate is 94.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Weyland-Yutani Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Gold pressed Latinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,446 Gold pressed Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Helly Riggs Keagan's good looks and intellectual prowess, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Weyland-Yutani Corporation's national animal is the Vampire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Hate.

The Weyland-Yutani Corporation is ranked 181st in the world and 8th in The Financial District of New York for Nudest, with 1,217.75 cheeks per square mile.

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Nudest: 181stLargest Publishing Industry: 539thLargest Information Technology Sector: 592ndRudest Citizens: 659thHighest Average Incomes: 911thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 917thMost Advanced Public Education: 986thSmartest Citizens: 1,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,494thMost Armed: 1,712thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,133rdMost Cultured: 2,167thLargest Black Market: 2,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,431stMost Efficient Economies: 2,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,087thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,480thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,640thMost Inclusive: 3,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,995thHighest Food Quality: 4,124thLargest Governments: 4,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,427thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,491stFattest Citizens: 4,801stMost Developed: 5,906thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,699thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,357thMost Avoided: 7,874thLargest Retail Industry: 9,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,647thMost Patriotic: 12,410thHighest Economic Output: 12,631stMost Secular: 13,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,060thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,236thLargest Mining Sector: 14,283rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 23,791stMost Politically Free: 26,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 31,347th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, nations across the world are quick to praise Helly Riggs Keagan's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : The Weyland-Yutani Corporation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Helly Riggs Keagan to progressive thinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.

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