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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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Location: The North Pacific


The Windmilluminati

Population3.308 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.308 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 551 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,817 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Queen Juliana's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, The Windmilluminati is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 9,127th in the world and 358th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,627.66 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 381stBest Weather: 619thLeast Corrupt Governments: 693rdMost Developed: 966thSafest: 976thLargest Information Technology Sector: 989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,106thMost Secular: 1,162ndMost Inclusive: 1,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,226thRudest Citizens: 1,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,363rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,364thNicest Citizens: 1,424thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,632ndMost Pacifist: 1,707thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,215thSmartest Citizens: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,876thLargest Governments: 3,068thLowest Crime Rates: 3,118thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,401stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,522ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,250thMost Efficient Economies: 9,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,127thHighest Average Incomes: 9,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,966thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,883rd
Best Weather: 38th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionNicest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost Pacifist: 98th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 253rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 416th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 428th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 468th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 484th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 600th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 626th in the region

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