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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The North Pacific


The Windmilluminati

Population5.736 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.736 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,282 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and people have become comfortably numb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 131,647th in the world and 5,911th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 166.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 214thBest Weather: 235thLeast Corrupt Governments: 280thMost Influential: 359thMost Compassionate Citizens: 416thSafest: 426thMost Beautiful Environments: 520thMost Developed: 524thHealthiest Citizens: 528thMost Inclusive: 529thLargest Information Technology Sector: 545thNicest Citizens: 557thLongest Average Lifespans: 593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 615thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 644thMost Secular: 730thMost Pacifist: 804thRudest Citizens: 806thLargest Welfare Programs: 900thMost Advanced Public Education: 901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,171stSmartest Citizens: 1,242ndLargest Governments: 1,413thLowest Crime Rates: 1,678thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,807thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,856thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,977thHighest Average Incomes: 5,569thMost Efficient Economies: 5,915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,248thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,452ndHighest Economic Output: 14,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,054thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,575thHighest Drug Use: 20,696th
Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 261st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 440th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 451st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 454th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 640th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 737th in the regionMost Stationary: 743rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 892nd in the regionLargest Populations: 927th in the regionNudest: 986th in the region

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