The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.736 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 4,416 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,717 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, Windmilluminati tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 315,352^nd in the world and 6,047^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -56.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.