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The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers

“We will find salvation! Eventually. Probably.” Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers

Population21.186 billion

CapitalVodkagrad
LeaderGlorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief
FaithOrthodox Alcoholism

CurrencyRubble
AnimalDrunk

The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Dear Leader in Chief with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.186 billion Comrades are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist economy, worth an astonishing 10,413 trillion Rubbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,538 Rubbles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers's national animal is the Drunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Alcoholism.

The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers is ranked 37,460th in the world and 329th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,219.02631704488 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 28thLargest Black Market: 168thMost Subsidized Industry: 179thLargest Mining Sector: 193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257thMost Corrupt Governments: 333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 481stHighest Average Incomes: 495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 535thMost Advanced Public Education: 701stHighest Economic Output: 740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 812thLowest Crime Rates: 1,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,044thLargest Governments: 1,086thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,088thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,609thMost Efficient Economies: 1,618thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,694thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,566thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,607thTop
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Most Developed: 3,212thMost Patriotic: 4,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,597thSmartest Citizens: 7,123rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,571stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,417thMost Secular: 10,076thLargest Populations: 14,366thTop
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Most Conservative: 23,421stMost Authoritarian: 24,675thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,883rd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionMost Patriotic: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 329th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionLargest Populations: 393rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Influential: 412th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 542nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 730th in the regionRudest Citizens: 747th in the regionMost Conservative: 903rd in the region

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