The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.907 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 2,842 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,740 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 6,396^th in the world and 106^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 238,740.32 Standard Monetary Units.