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The Worst States of The Worst army of

“1 + 1 = 1” Dictator Eric

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


The Worst army of

Population2.601 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.601 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 209 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,657 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the government is overcome with ennui, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 193,229th in the world and 7,195th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Influential: 590thTop
Best Weather: 4,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,483rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,763rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,971stTop
Largest Black Market: 10,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,757thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,632ndMost Developed: 16,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,157thHealthiest Citizens: 17,608thNicest Citizens: 18,862ndMost Devout: 18,915th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 155th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 214th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 217th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 285th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 291st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 293rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 478th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 482nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 490th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 492nd in the regionMost Devout: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 575th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 589th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 666th in the regionNicest Citizens: 749th in the regionMost Stationary: 752nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 755th in the region

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