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The Eric's States of The Worst army of

“Who cares about our army?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific


The Worst army of

Population759 million

CapitalVillage of Noobs


The Eric's States of The Worst army of is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 759 million Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The strong Worst arman economy, worth 43.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 56,712 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of The Worst army of, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and standing on one leg in public is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Worst army of is ranked 138,872nd in the world and 5,855th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.13 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,729thLargest Mining Sector: 4,568thMost Influential: 6,501stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,893rdMost Armed: 8,000thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 11,512thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,616thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,302nd
Largest Mining Sector: 77th in the regionMost Armed: 177th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 275th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 489th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 507th in the regionMost Influential: 549th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 557th in the regionLargest Black Market: 568th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 631st in the region

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