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The Worst army of The Worst army of

“1 + 1 = 1” Dictator Eric

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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The Worst army of

Population10.424 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.424 billion Worst armen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 279,080 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,549 per year while the poor average 47,053, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, school football matches are usually five-a-side, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 303,423rd in the world and 5,953rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 29 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285thMost Corrupt Governments: 636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 688thMost Influential: 734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 990thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,239thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,296thLargest Black Market: 1,300thRudest Citizens: 1,473rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,588thLargest Mining Sector: 2,598thMost Secular: 2,624thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 3,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,830thMost Primitive: 4,061stMost Efficient Economies: 4,654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,828thLargest Governments: 6,114thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,411thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,930thHighest Economic Output: 7,553rdMost Patriotic: 10,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,925thBest Weather: 13,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,287thLowest Crime Rates: 15,197thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 15,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,457thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,758th
Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st in the regionTop
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionMost Primitive: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Patriotic: 206th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 339th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 351st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 367th in the regionBest Weather: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionFattest Citizens: 479th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 481st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 502nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.

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World Assembly

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