Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 10.424 billion |
Capital | Village of Noobs |
Leader | Dictator Eric |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fox |
The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.424 billion Worst armen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 279,080 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,549 per year while the poor average 47,053, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.
Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, school football matches are usually five-a-side, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
The Worst army of is ranked 303,423rd in the world and 5,953rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 29 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
World Assembly
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