The United Island Republics of of The Zombay is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tyros Newman with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 21.295 billion Zombayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Réma. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombayan economy, worth a remarkable 7,905 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 371,246 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and pros are the new cons. Crime is totally unknown. The Zombay's national animal is the Axolotl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Temple of the Sun.

The Zombay is ranked 2,421^st in the world and 179^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,652.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.