The Prosperous Land of Thedairos is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rachel Woods with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.597 billion Theds are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferod. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thedian economy, worth 736 trillion marks a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,203 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedairos's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Thedairos is ranked 247,920^th in the world and 1,381^st in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 1.29 flags saluted per person per day.