The Theocracy of Thee golden sky is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.539 billion Thee golden skyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stella Aurea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Thee golden skyian economy, worth 209 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,939 kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 832,817 per year while the poor average 9,738, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Thee golden sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thee golden sky's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Golden dream.

Thee golden sky is ranked 39,674^th in the world and 1^st in Qamara for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,309.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.