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The Armed Republic of Theimpaler

“My way or the Highway” Leader

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Osiris



Population6.495 billion


AnimalBrahma Bull

The Armed Republic of Theimpaler is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.495 billion TheImpalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theimpalerian economy, worth 879 trillion Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,371 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theimpaler's national animal is the Brahma Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Theimpaler is ranked 204,445th in the world and 7,593rd in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -34.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,542ndTop
Most Influential: 3,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,468thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,834thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,907thBest Weather: 4,988thLowest Crime Rates: 5,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,335thMost Secular: 5,398thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,692ndMost Developed: 6,849thMost Cultured: 7,150thRudest Citizens: 7,262ndNudest: 7,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,506thSmartest Citizens: 8,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,013thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,316thLargest Black Market: 12,491stLargest Retail Industry: 13,548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,655thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,088thHighest Average Incomes: 17,106thMost Efficient Economies: 18,429thLargest Governments: 18,444thHighest Economic Output: 19,312th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 264th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 266th in the regionMost Developed: 309th in the regionRudest Citizens: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 335th in the regionNudest: 346th in the regionMost Cultured: 347th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 410th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 487th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 510th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 644th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 705th in the regionLargest Black Market: 707th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Theimpaler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Theimpaler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Theimpaler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Theimpaler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Theimpaler was endorsed by The Empire of Kyros the Overlord.
  • : Following new legislation in Theimpaler, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Theimpaler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Theimpaler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".


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