The Republic of TheLandOf Card Card Card is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.972 billion TheLandOf Card Card Cardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong TheLandOf Card Card Cardian economy, worth 256 trillion Go Fish I guesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,165 Go Fish I guesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and nobody knows why the caged Joker sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOf Card Card Card's national animal is the Joker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TheLandOf Card Card Card is ranked 97,226^th in the world and 10^th in Trading Cards for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,553.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.