The Grand Federal Republic of Theoncrati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Head of State Vasily Morovsky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.082 billion Theoncratians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberinobi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Theoncratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Cratis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 244,932 Cratis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,015,661 per year while the poor average 38,723, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Theoncrati has found 2 easter eggs), and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theoncrati's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Theistic Existentialism.

Theoncrati is ranked 4,309^th in the world and 249^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.15 law-abiding acts per hour.